and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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