Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
how does that bad decision feel?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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