Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
When are your genitals available?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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