White coat. Heels.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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