In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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