We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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