im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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