She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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