She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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