My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
