Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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