Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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