No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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