I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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