My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
