Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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