I'm drive I can fine osifer
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
