Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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