Porn is love you can see.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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