Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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