I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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