if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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