Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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