I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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