with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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