I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
