It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
