That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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