i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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