My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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