On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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