My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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