What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
