You really coming over, don't trick.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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