Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
