I'm drive I can fine osifer
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
