so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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