if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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