The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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