I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
