There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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