So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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