C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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