Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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