I am puke
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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