I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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