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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She swung at the pinata with crutches
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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