ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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