Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The power of my boobs compel you
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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