I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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