But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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