What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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