Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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