The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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