Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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