just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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